Yesterday's Random Act of Idiocy:

I was decorating the reception area for the holidays and had untangled miles of metallic garland, which I then twisted together ropes of green, red and gold to festoon across the front of my desk. Susan, one of the paralegals, walked by and grinned at me because I had 20-feet of garland draped across my shoulders, spilling into a puddle around my feet. So I did what anyone else in this situation would do. I burst into song.

Doing my best Ginger Grant imitation, I sashayed across the floor toward her, breathily intoning, "I want to be loved by you, by you and nobody else but yoooooooou...." which set us both laughing and was a nice start to our week :)